Ever wonder how to brainwash your infant so he doesn't grow up to root, root, root for the rival team? How to goad a basketball player into missing a crucial free throw? How to tear down a goal post? Do you know the ABC's of body paint? If not, fear not: Warren St. John has recruited an all-star team of fanatics to help you help your team. Guaranteed to raise your performance to a truly insane level, ESPN Guide to Psycho Fan Behavior is packed with professional tips, informative illustrations and real life "fanecdotes." Learn to kidnap a mascot, swipe a home run ball from a bleacher bum and keep on running after you've been tasered. With sideline reporting and expert analysis from CollegeHumor.com writers Amir Blumenfeld and Ethan Trex, and from Spencer Hall, who writes the blog "Every Day Should Be Saturday" under the name Orson Swindle, this one of a kind survival manual is the surest way to guarantee that you excel in every game situation -- home or away, rain or shine, front row or nosebleed seats. Paperback: 176 pages.